Posted on 08-02-2008 under footy haikus
Courtesy of the BBC Rumour Page

your merkin haircut
a japanese favorite
will rule kashima

in italy, defence
means nothing. just think of all
the crap goals you’ll score!

so andy johnson
is it scoliosis or
syphilis or what?

coloccini’s hair:
enjoy it before barton
lights it all on fire
that haircut he has
and the look on his face makes
him look cartoon-like