Posted on 08-25-2008 under footy haikus, spirit animals


though you resemble
a parasaurolophus
their arms work better


though you resemble
a parasaurolophus
their arms work better
Courtesy of the BBC Rumour Page

your merkin haircut
a japanese favorite
will rule kashima

in italy, defence
means nothing. just think of all
the crap goals you’ll score!

so andy johnson
is it scoliosis or
syphilis or what?

coloccini’s hair:
enjoy it before barton
lights it all on fire