Posted on 08-25-2008 under footy haikus


though you resemble
a parasaurolophus,
their arms work better.


though you resemble
a parasaurolophus,
their arms work better.
Courtesy of the BBC Rumour Page

your merkin haircut
a japanese favorite
will rule kashima

in italy, defence
means nothing. just think of all
the crap goals you’ll score!

so andy johnson
is it scoliosis or
syphilis or what?

coloccini’s hair:
enjoy it before barton
lights it all on fire