

though you resemble
a parasaurolophus,
their arms work better.


though you resemble
a parasaurolophus,
their arms work better.
Courtesy of the BBC Rumour Page

your merkin haircut
a japanese favorite
will rule kashima

in italy, defence
means nothing. just think of all
the crap goals you’ll score!

so andy johnson
is it scoliosis or
syphilis or what?

coloccini’s hair:
enjoy it before barton
lights it all on fire
hosting pics now!
i’m feeling the combined joy of all the beings in this picture times ten thousand


a young samba king
and all of us revered you
you wore blaugrana

man’s best achievement:
your insurmountable coif
in fifa 06

wear number eighty
pull on a pair of black socks
but please keep dancing

serie a sounds great
but you’ll be soaring so high
above calcio

if you wanted to
wear the black and red, why not
dc united?

chin up young messi
i know the odds look long but
you’ve still got puyol

sorry ray hudson
but your most favorite lion
is on fsc

fuck berlusconi
ronaldinho is always
our football hero